All Sex Is Rape

“Penetrative intercourse is, by its nature, violent.” ~ Andrea Dworkin.

Rape culture is all around us. Men prey on women like a mountain lion preys on the antelope. The patriarchy has so weakened women throughout the centuries, that they are no longer capable of giving meaningful consent to sex. How can a weaker being consent to being violated by a stronger one?

Even in cases where the woman initiates the sexual contact, it is only because she has been repeatedly victimized by magazines telling her she should, this is another form of rape. Every time a woman looks at a magazine while on line at the supermarket, she is being raped.

rapeI have, in the course of my study of this subject, viewed some pornography. Mind you, this was for research purposes only, pornography is another form of rape, and I am the only male who does not rape women. If you look at pornography, you are a rapist, and so you are already aware, that pornography demonstrates the most violent sex acts imaginable. Whether it is a video of acting out an actual rape fantasy, or forced deep throat, or, back room casting couch scams, or, excuse me, brb…

Where was I?

Oh yes, all men are rapists, except for me of course. That’s why I am a feminist. It is only through feminism, or at least, homosexuality, that men can repent for the sin of being male. By admitting that women are in fact the master race, we can begin undoing the centuries of damage done by the patriarchal system, and begin working towards the Amazonian Masterhood that was our destiny.

  • Linda “Herbert” Spenser

    Nice to know there’s ONE nonsexist male who doesn’t rape women. Stick with little girls.

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  • Nathan

    Is this satire, or are you actually stupid enough to equate sexual exploitation to rape?