Equality At Last

Thanks in large part to my friends at the Association of Libertarian Feminists, social justice is again making huge strides. A bake sale for equality is scheduled for the eve of Halloween 2014, that will strike a devastating blow to the patriarchy.

equalityYou see, my friends on the left, we don’t need the State to eliminate capitalism! The free market can do it! We will accomplish this by charging higher prices, at first, to men. Next we will charge more to straights, and then whites.

It’s really very simple economics, if we charge more money, then we will have more money. Such a brilliant strategy, I wish I had thought of it. In fact, I’m thinking of it right now. I will open a gas station, and charge straight while males $40/gallon. I will get so rich doing this, that I can give gas to black lesbians for free, and still afford to infiltrate the 1% and sabotage their plans!

Ha! Checkmate ancaps!