Rachel Dolezal Is A Hero Of Social Justice

Lately one of my most cherished idols has come under attack. Rachel Dolezal, head of the Spokane NAACP chapter, and the Spokane police oversight commission, has come under fire for “lying” about her race. These charges are provably false, and I am shocked that my fellow social justice warriors have not yet come to her aid.

Rachel Dolezal Is A Hero Of-Social Justice

Rachel Dolezal Is A Hero Of-Social Justice

Race is nothing more than a social construct used by white capitalist heterosexual males to oppress people. It is as fluid and changeable as any other social construct such as gender, age, money, or time. Anybody can be any race, gender, or age, they choose to identify as. That’s what freedom is all about, deciding who, and what you are, for yourself. I myself did for a time identify as a lesbian dinosaur, and society’s refusal to accept my identity was crushing to my emotional state.

What Rachel did, by changing her skin color, hair style, and attitudes was far from fraud or racism. She wasn’t appropriating black culture, or trying to reap the benefits of affirmative action as she filled out applications for jobs by checking the African American box under the question of race. When she posted photos of a black man to her Facebook page, saying it was her father, she was not deceiving the public for political purposes. When she manufactured fake racially motivated death threats against herself, she was not trying to get sympathy for social gains.

She was doing what all of us should be doing. She was checking her privilege, and in quite the groundbreaking manner. I worship transgendered people just like all of us do, but let’s face it, this isn’t exactly news anymore. Men have been chopping their penises off and stuffing their shirts for years. To see a white person change her skin color and become a civil rights leader, that’s a whole new level of social justice kung fu.

She was born white, and as my regular readers are all too well aware, white people have privilege, and privilege is inherently evil. Only a chosen few are able to shed that privilege just enough to become a true social justice warrior. Very few of them can accept the inherent superiority of transgendered black communists. Rachel did more than that, she became African American, voluntarily.

She abandoned the secret handshakes that white people do in the Klan meetings they all attend, and the instant free wealth that white capitalism provides. She left her privilege with her parents, and got into the trenches with our oppressed black brethren. She shed the skin of the oppressor, and donned the mask of the oppressed.

If you say anything bad about Rachel Dolezal, that makes you a misogynist. Or have you forgotten that she is a woman, and thus beyond scrutiny?

Not only that, but now that transracialism is a thing, we must too coin the term transracialphobia. You wouldn’t want to be labeled a transracialphobic now, would you? Don’t make us ruin your career.

  • Kawlinz

    “Men have been chopping their penises off and stuffing their shirts for years.”

    Men don’t do it you sexist piece of shit Antonio, women cut their penises off if they so desire.

    – Even More Offended

  • Hardcore Zen

    The only kind of activism you propagate is asinine contrived ignorance as a method of getting attention and feeding a pathetically parasitic and infantile idiotic ego.

    You present as much value to the human race as a steaming pile of dog shit with just as much relevance.

    Why don’t you choke to death on a sack full of rotten dicks? That would genuinely benefit mankind turd furgeson… Your one and only worthwhile contribution to humanity… killing yourself.

    • Chris Webb

      This page is satire, lol.

      • Hardcore Zen

        So is this response… LOL!

        Oh you didn’t know? HAaAhahahaha!

        • Chris Webb

          You are so very witty. My mind has been fucking blown away. Retard.

          • Hardcore Zen

            Hahaha… LOL! I doubt this hilarity will be exceeded today. Thanks for the entertainment.

    • soaboutthat

      Hey there pumpkin, while you’re waiting for mom to bring you another Mountain Dew into your Basement of Solitude, I just want you to remember this one mantra:

      Down the road not across the tracks.

      Now hop to it little buddy!!

      • Hardcore Zen

        Why did you capitalize “basement” and “solitude?”

        Ma’m; excuse me but your Freudian slip is showing ; )

  • Jay Mahn

    You just have to love this kind of crap. Yep she is living her own special reality. This Bueler limp dick has to be a burned out, narcotic abuserl of the hallucinating gender. This Guy is the epitome of a Loser that has a following of other like minded social degenerates of the same ilk.

  • Jay Mahn

    You just have to love this kind of crap. Yep she is living her own
    special reality. This Buehler limp dick has to be a burned out, narcotic
    abuser of the hallucinating gender. This Guy is the epitome of a Loser
    that has a following of other like minded social degenerates of the same
    ilk. Where do idiots like this come up with a diatribe like this? The answer is in the bag of dope they put in their bowl.

    • Jay Mahn

      By the way if this is true(The Premise I mean) Then everyone can decide to be something else and therefore racism does not exist.

    • soaboutthat

      Satire, bruh. Satire.

      • Jay Mahn

        Okay first time on site did not know it was a satire site.

  • http://stevevandervelde.wordpress.com/ Steven Vandervelde

    This site has joined the Onion, and this is a very strange joke.

  • Truth Speaker

    You said: “Race is nothing more than a social construct used by white capitalist heterosexual males to oppress people.”
    Aren’t you now oppressing white capitalist heterosexual males by labeling them with race in this very sentence? Quite the oxymoron you have just created.

  • JD Evans

    Brilliant, because I couldn’t tell it was actually satire!

    • JD Evans

      The “lesbian dinosaur” image finally cemented it.

  • Peri Grinn

    If you want to identify as a lesbian dinosaur, I can respect that. I am willing to follow you and change, to become the lesbian dinosaur of your deepest most sensual darkest fantasies.

    Forever yours,

    A Buehler Fetishist

  • Rothbardian Slip

    Anyone need a dog?

    • JAM

      LOL! My husband and I were both laughing – so great!!